Thursday, October 20, 2011

Gaddafi Death Jokes

Seeing how successful the Osama bin Laden death Jokes Post was ...

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Albert Brooks: "Gaddafi killed. Libyans rejoice. Just For Men stock plummets."

Later, "Just For Men releases statement: "We can lose Gaddafi, we still have Mubarak and Gene Simmons."

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Seth Meyers, SNL: "And he was so close to making general"

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Meyers: "Gadhaffi's last words were "How my hair look, Mike?"

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Gerard Mulligan, writer for David Letterman: ""Moammar!" "Saddam! Long time no see!" Scene in lobby of Hell Hilton earlier today."

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Mulligan: "Donald Trump demands to see Gadhafi's death certificate."

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Rob Delaney: "RIP Khaddafi. Also, RIP Qaddafi. And let us not forget: RIP Ghaddafi. And just to be safe, RIP Caddaphee."

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"Reports: Qaddafi dead, Gadhafi wounded, Khadafi arrested, whereabouts of Gaddaffi and Qadafy unknown."

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Pauly Casillas: "I don't know guys. That Gaddafi picture just looks like Gene Simmons after a KISS concert."

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BenVanDerVelde: Reports claim Colonel Gaddafi captured in hail of gunfire after he failed to hear instructions "Gadaffi duck!"

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So Gadaffi has been found. But has anyone seen my phone charger?

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RobVanVuren: Early reports suggest Gadaffi doesn't have a leg to stand on

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Gadaffi regretting signing up for the "Find My Friends" service on his new iPhone 4S

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#Gadhafi is dead -- someone reach into his wallet and look at his drivers license so we finally know how to spell his last name!"

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@JazzShaw - "Following a tragic mix-up in communications, France surrenders to Gaddafi"

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@domknight - "When Gaddafi gets to the top of Twitter's trending topics list, it'll be the first democratic contest he's legitimately won
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more to come, as I find them.

1 comment:

  1. gadafi's face dead 41 years later his body dies too

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